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calvin and hobbes
Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005
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calvin and hobbes
The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.
calvin and hobbes by Brian X July 1, 2003
Calvin and Hobbes
Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.
Calvin and Hobbes by dj_monged September 2, 2004
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calvin and hobbes by Cam October 19, 2003
Derpy Hooves
Derpy Hooves is the name given to a gray pegasus pony with a cutie mark of bubbles, by the brony community.
She is mostly seen with crossed, or otherwise distorted eyes, and may very well have been creator goofing around or making a mistake.
Many people have Derpy as their favorite pony, and there is even a flash game named Derpy Delivery in development.
Derpys real name may be Ditzy Doo, since it is referenced in the Winter Wrap Up episode, and was also mentioned by Lauren Faust.
There's many instances where multiple Derpy's can be seen in a single frame of the show, but the most common ones have only 1, and her eyes are derped out.
There is only 2 currently possible speech lines for Derpy, one being Muffins, and the other being a mess of hushed speaking in a crowd when Trixie, another pony from the show, is showing off.
She is mostly seen with crossed, or otherwise distorted eyes, and may very well have been creator goofing around or making a mistake.
Many people have Derpy as their favorite pony, and there is even a flash game named Derpy Delivery in development.
Derpys real name may be Ditzy Doo, since it is referenced in the Winter Wrap Up episode, and was also mentioned by Lauren Faust.
There's many instances where multiple Derpy's can be seen in a single frame of the show, but the most common ones have only 1, and her eyes are derped out.
There is only 2 currently possible speech lines for Derpy, one being Muffins, and the other being a mess of hushed speaking in a crowd when Trixie, another pony from the show, is showing off.
Derpy Hooves by Slice-n-dice July 10, 2011
calvin and hobbes
a six year old with a huge vocabulary and the coolest tiger ever for a best friend! THE BEST COMICS IN THE WORLD!!
calvin and hobbes by chello May 13, 2005
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.