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1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.
by Jog DMC December 08, 2003
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A stumpy little shit in Fable with long ears and probably no d**k.


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the kid who lives down the street refered to as Hobbe JR.
by FABLE@FAN09 August 26, 2008
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A child-turned monster from the game Fable and Fable 2
"Look out for that hobbe!" shouted Sparrow to Tereasa.
by ninjacow December 13, 2010
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Those annoying monsters in Fable 2 that attack you throughout the entire game even though you can kill them with one hit. Several quests include them where it shows that Hobbes were once kids who basically lose their minds.
kid 1: So what did you think of Fable 2?

kid 2: It was fun, but it would be better if those dumb Hobbes didnt attack you every 30 seconds!
by Shortbusian1 September 06, 2010
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A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.
Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.
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