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Hobbes

1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.
by Jog DMC December 8, 2003
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Best.Tiger.Ever.

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I've always wondered how a stuffed pet can be so cool...

Hobbes
by kame October 16, 2005
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"Hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!"
by Calvin November 3, 2003
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Those annoying monsters in Fable 2 that attack you throughout the entire game even though you can kill them with one hit. Several quests include them where it shows that Hobbes were once kids who basically lose their minds.
kid 1: So what did you think of Fable 2?

kid 2: It was fun, but it would be better if those dumb Hobbes didnt attack you every 30 seconds!
by Shortbusian1 September 6, 2010
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Hobbes, a seemingly gentle soul with a heart of gold, dedicated his days to the noble art of moderating Twitch chat and Discord communities. His commitment to fostering respectful and welcoming online spaces earned him a reputation as a true digital guardian. But beneath his kind exterior lay a complex individual with multifaceted interests. He was an avid RuneScape player, navigating the mystical lands of Gielinor with a passion that mirrored his dedication to moderation. His reserved nature made him an enigmatic presence, always lurking in the background, ready to intervene when needed. However, there was one intriguing aspect of Hobbes that he kept well-hidden from the online world: his secret yearning for something more.

Amidst his loyalty to Tim "Sparc Mac," a prominent RuneScape figure, Hobbes concealed a deep-seated jealousy. Tim's close friendship with Whitney, a fellow content creator, stirred feelings of longing within him. While he valued Tim as a friend and mentor, Hobbes couldn't help but envy the genuine connection that Tim and Whitney shared. He watched from the sidelines as their camaraderie blossomed, occasionally using his witty humor to hide the pangs of jealousy that gnawed at his heart. In this complex digital world where emotions intertwined with virtual personas, Hobbes embodied a sweet and gentle enigma, navigating the turbulent waters of friendship, loyalty, and desire.
When I think of a discord sweetheart, Hobbes comes to mind.
by SparcMac Discord September 6, 2023
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A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.
Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.
by Bobtomato June 27, 2018
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Literally a cat, who belongs to Ansem, which will be the first cat to make a billion dollars

#HobbesNotFinished
Eg. wow! I can’t believe how quickly Hobbes is reaching a billion dollars !
by Ansem’s Cat April 4, 2024
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