1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.
by Jog DMC December 08, 2003
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Those annoying monsters in Fable 2 that attack you throughout the entire game even though you can kill them with one hit. Several quests include them where it shows that Hobbes were once kids who basically lose their minds.
kid 1: So what did you think of Fable 2?

kid 2: It was fun, but it would be better if those dumb Hobbes didnt attack you every 30 seconds!
by Shortbusian1 September 06, 2010
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Nerdcore hip hop artist in Denver who raps about philosophy, being a space cadet, anime, cartoons, video games and comic books. He makes references to his day to day nerd life and managed to rhyme omicron persei 8, which is no small feat. He is currently working on his 1st full length solo album "Diaries of a Space Cadet" that will be released in 2012.

From Wikipedia "An Hobbes (Tyler Justin Kreigler, born May 21, 1983) is an American hip hop musician.
A philosophy graduate of the University of Nebraska–Lincoln, Hobbes writes about ethics, comics, and nerdiness in the Midwestern United States. He has performed shows both inside and outside of the United States as a solo artist and as one third of The Awkwords. As a member of The Awkwords he performed extensively in Nebraska, including their "Breakfast with The Awkwords" series. He has toured with Vast Aire in 2008, serving as an opening act and driver. He has also opened for MC Frontalot, Louis Logic, Del the Funky Homosapien, Eyedea and Abilities, Awol One, 2Mex, Keith Murray, Akil from Jurassic 5, and R.A. the Rugged Man."
guy one "Were you at the An Hobbes show last night?"

guy two "Yeah, it was awesome! Loved his Gundam references and I can't believe he rhymed omicron persei 8"
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A stumpy little shit in Fable with long ears and probably no d**k.


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the kid who lives down the street refered to as Hobbe JR.
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The best dog in the world, loyal, kind, a gentleman. Never barks and was so fluffy and cute
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