Hoobastank

Room 432 at the Red Roof Inn at San Antonio

"Excuse me sir would you like to stay in the Hoobastank Suite?"

by Ranky Babby August 15, 2012

Hoobastank

Something about a shoe fetish.

The drummer himself said, "It's a term that people in Southern California use to describe a shoe fetish"

So there you go. Besides that, it's a band. If you hadn't caught that already.

MTV plays Hoobastank's "The Reason" too much.

by Kenjirara June 29, 2004

Hoobastank

A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.

The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Hoobastank

A band that is compared to Incubus by people who don't actually know anything about either band.

Hoobastank owns you all.

by JiaXue November 23, 2003

Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.

Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!

by SMQ April 25, 2005

Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

Hoobastank

A venereal disease.

"One in ever four adults in America have contracted Hoobastank."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021