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honeyburger 

A honeyburger is a young woman who is 50 to 100 pounds overweight, yet carries herself in very well. She dresses fashionably (often in animal print), smells good, accentuates her positive features, loves sex and fellatio, and has a great personality. She'd be hot, if only... she weren't a honeyburger.
Dude 1 - "Dude, I'd hit that shit."

Dude 2 - "Honeyburger."
honeyburger by bstppldrmr August 1, 2009
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honeyburger 

when you only have regular cheerios but you want honey nut cheerios so you take some honey and squeeze it until it makes a small heaping dollup. then you take a second cheerio and you mash it on top and squeeze the cheerios together.

so it's like cheerio honey cheerio = honeyburger
honeyburger by alex of the kelleys February 18, 2009

Honeybadgering 

Not giving a shit. Rooted from the infamous Randall-narrated Honey Badger youtube video.
I'm honeybadgering my way through life now bitchez!
Honeybadgering by wizzzzzo January 3, 2012

moneyburger 

noun: a burger so good you could use it as currency
"I was at this restaurant last night, and i had the best fu**in' moneyburger."

work of art / honeybadger

A trash rocket league gamer that enjoys crying and rages all the time.
Stupid ass who screams and laughs high pitched when gaming.
A: OMG! That boy named work of art / honeybadger has no real life friends
B: Yeah he's an introvert.
C: You suck! work of art / honeybadger

Jordan: good rep

AHHAHahahHHAhah (high pitched) I just killed him
The wifi is so laggy !!! (cries uncontrollably as he slams doors and stomps the ground)
Insane yelling

honeybuggers 

Gangly people who jams geetly to my brain with flompous rhythms.
"Those honeybuggers sure are kickin' it tonight, ain't they Agnes?"

honeybadger 

huhn-ee baj-er

–verb (used with or without object)

1. to not give a shit under any circumstances; to have disregard for others' perceptions or beliefs

2. to have such an insatiable desire that you're willing to overcome great odds to satisfy it, such as slapping cobras, or fighting jackals
ex: (without object) So what if we get arrested? I'm honeybadgering tonight.

ex: (with direct object) My grade in that class wouldn't change no matter what I got on the exam, so I honeybadgered it.