A real character. Great to talk to, loves animals. You don't wanna mess wit him yo. Is a firm believer that Patrick Star is a straight starfish when he is so clearly gay.
"Don't start shit with him, he's a Hochberger. He'll own."
A honeyburger is a young woman who is 50 to 100 pounds overweight, yet carries herself in very well. She dresses fashionably (often in animal print), smells good, accentuates her positive features, loves sex and fellatio, and has a great personality. She'd be hot, if only... she weren't a honeyburger.
when you only have regular cheerios but you want honey nut cheerios so you take some honey and squeeze it until it makes a small heaping dollup. then you take a second cheerio and you mash it on top and squeeze the cheerios together.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.