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HONERY!!
HONERY!!, using all CAPS and two EX points...
verb--a state of being Not,
adjective, a lust-filled wondering wandering
the formal state of Horny Orneriness where one, usually a superior male individual, expresses in deafening silence --as if it were a banner hanging from a "flag pole" waiting to be saluted --one's utter exacerbation with a specific superior member of the opposite sex, without being noticably impolite or unfriendly, yet hoping ...
note: this state has little or nothing to do with typical relationship frustration as it goes beyond "normal" due to it's involvement of two amazingly often stubborn individuals: firstly, a female who may well be a blonde (and by the way, dark brown IS just another shade of blonde) air head of seemingly high intellectual capacity, AND, secondly, a nice, fine and wonderfully most Graciously Understanding Sensitive male. say GUS.
Warning: such situations may well lead to Divorce Court.
this is not as simple as it reads!
"Say there. Did you hear the one about the Toad?"
"What Toad?"
"There was this spike-horned toad who wanted to be a royal young Prince of a Fella. He just did not want to meet the initial 'frog requirements' of some Princess."
"She was probably just another, ordinary female in disguise who had trouble with her Pea Thing."
"Oh well... there are so many Fine Fish in the sea."
"Now, that's a pretty deep subject!"
"I see! I see, said the Blind One!"
I wonder which one got to be more HONERY!! and which one was just stayed confused, if then.
"Say What?"
verb--a state of being Not,
adjective, a lust-filled wondering wandering
the formal state of Horny Orneriness where one, usually a superior male individual, expresses in deafening silence --as if it were a banner hanging from a "flag pole" waiting to be saluted --one's utter exacerbation with a specific superior member of the opposite sex, without being noticably impolite or unfriendly, yet hoping ...
note: this state has little or nothing to do with typical relationship frustration as it goes beyond "normal" due to it's involvement of two amazingly often stubborn individuals: firstly, a female who may well be a blonde (and by the way, dark brown IS just another shade of blonde) air head of seemingly high intellectual capacity, AND, secondly, a nice, fine and wonderfully most Graciously Understanding Sensitive male. say GUS.
Warning: such situations may well lead to Divorce Court.
this is not as simple as it reads!
"Say there. Did you hear the one about the Toad?"
"What Toad?"
"There was this spike-horned toad who wanted to be a royal young Prince of a Fella. He just did not want to meet the initial 'frog requirements' of some Princess."
"She was probably just another, ordinary female in disguise who had trouble with her Pea Thing."
"Oh well... there are so many Fine Fish in the sea."
"Now, that's a pretty deep subject!"
"I see! I see, said the Blind One!"
I wonder which one got to be more HONERY!! and which one was just stayed confused, if then.
"Say What?"
Related Words
HONERY!! • honey • honeybadger • honey pot • honey buns • honey bear • Honey Hole • honey boo boo • honeybee • Honey Dick
Honey on the mind
Honey on the mind by ClaireShelly June 13, 2016
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eating a burger with no honey mustard by Charuzu March 14, 2022
Sourwood honey
Succulent honey from the rolling hills of North Carolina that takes 3 decades for the nimble bees to produce carefully, and it spoils after 12 days or if the temperature of the Queen Bee drops below 18 celcius. After the 3 decades have passed the farmer then takes 7 and 2 quarter months to harvest each honeycomb chamber and sells each quart for 75 dollars. Goes best on Daves Killer Bread but if the bread isnt toasted the honey drips through the pores and you can wash your plate for 11 hours.
Sourwood honey by M 2wice November 7, 2010
honey face
honey face by Bella-gal March 25, 2020
Don't get your honey where you get your money.
Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.
Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."
Don't get your honey where you get your money. by Wendy Dailey March 23, 2007
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