1. The answer to "what do you get if you combine a hotel and a motel?"
2. a gay haven where homosexuals have mega-orgies
2. a gay haven where homosexuals have mega-orgies
by ChadWicKeD! January 10, 2003
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Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.
Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!
Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?
Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.
Cimmeria Player: ...ah.
Tyranny Tard: What?
Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
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When a homophobic person is jealous of the all the homos in a relationship. This person isn't jealous of the homos, they are jealous of the fact that they have a relationship.
James: "Deng. I hate the gays man."
Paul: "No. You're just jealous of their relationship. You're just homojellyphobic."
James: "Yea. I wish I had a relationship as strong as theirs."
Paul: "No. You're just jealous of their relationship. You're just homojellyphobic."
James: "Yea. I wish I had a relationship as strong as theirs."
by Ebohpomoh February 7, 2021
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Common problematic homotexts are if/he, of/me, and go/in.
"Requested" and "perverted" are homotexts.
"John," "join," "logo," and "loin" are all homotexts.
"Requested" and "perverted" are homotexts.
"John," "join," "logo," and "loin" are all homotexts.
by atds February 20, 2010
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by deadp00li0 September 25, 2018
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"Please stop. I know Homotei!
Please stop. I know Homotei!!
Please stop. I know HOMOTEI!!!"
"Please stop. I know Homotei!
Please stop. I know Homotei!!
Please stop. I know HOMOTEI!!!"
by Rob Chang August 12, 2006
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