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homotextual 

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
homotextual by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

Homojellyphobic 

When a homophobic person is jealous of the all the homos in a relationship. This person isn't jealous of the homos, they are jealous of the fact that they have a relationship.
James: "Deng. I hate the gays man."
Paul: "No. You're just jealous of their relationship. You're just homojellyphobic."
James: "Yea. I wish I had a relationship as strong as theirs."
Homojellyphobic by Ebohpomoh February 7, 2021

homotext 

A word that can be spelled using the same numbers of a standard cell phone keypad as another word. May cause incoherent sentences.
Common problematic homotexts are if/he, of/me, and go/in.

"Requested" and "perverted" are homotexts.

"John," "join," "logo," and "loin" are all homotexts.
homotext by atds February 20, 2010

homotechsual 

People who are expert in using only one type of technology and use it only and are not open to try or use anything else.

"Apple Fanbois"
Homotechsuals are fucking noobs..
homotechsual by deadp00li0 September 25, 2018
The art of gay martial arts. Founded in 2005 by Jeff M in Toronto.
As with all martial arts, one must warn their attacker three times before use of force.

"Please stop. I know Homotei!
Please stop. I know Homotei!!
Please stop. I know HOMOTEI!!!"
Homotei by Rob Chang August 12, 2006

Homoselectual 

A picky homosexual who chooses his or her sexual partners very carefully.
"Damn homoselectual," John stammered, "What could he see in Ricky that he doesn't see in me? I keep my nuts and ass clean, I suck a mean d__k and I don't have AIDS..."
Homoselectual by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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