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It's not your home, it's not a hotel --- its the HomeTel.
Most commonly used to describe a temporary living arrangement in places like a Residence Inn / long term rental
Hey, why don't you guys come over and watch the game with me in the HomeTel???
HomeTel by $ Bill April 2, 2008
Words you can keep
a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers
Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.
hoetel by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009
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Hometeam 

Miami, FL term

Def. 1: referring to an ex or significant other as "hometeam" when conversing with them, with a nonchalant attitude and sometimes as though there was never any intimacy between the two.

Def. 2: Someone you know from around the way with whom your familiar with and who won't be disrespected when called the name.
Ex "Why you worried about it hometeam? It don't have nothing to do with you"

Ex. "Dats messed up how u did that hometeam"
Hometeam by Dade Chic February 5, 2010

Hometeam 

A group of people (usually less than 5) that tends to win all games, events, or arguments. "root root root for the hometeam". The hometeam also, usually, enjoys each others company and prefers to hang out with other members of the hometeam. Hometeams are typically mixed gender. Hometeams are rare and usually the only name for the group. No other group names can be used in addition to hometeam (ex: wolfpack, dream team, the crew, etc.).
uhmm hometeam.
Hometeam by Redrose14 August 5, 2010
1. The answer to "what do you get if you combine a hotel and a motel?"
2. a gay haven where homosexuals have mega-orgies
Man quit humping on my leg, go back to your homotel.
homotel by ChadWicKeD! January 10, 2003

Hometeam 

Someone who will crawl through the trenches with you as well as dance on the rainbows.

It’s a state of mind not a collective.
See him there? My hometeam balls to bones.
Hometeam by Beki lou January 2, 2019
Staying at a hotel in your home town for no reason, simply to enjoy the amenities, such as the comfortable pillows, hot tub, pool, and continental breakfast.
"We don't have much going on this weekend, let's
go to the homtel."
homtel by chickenwithnofeet January 22, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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