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Hometeam
Miami, FL term
Def. 1: referring to an ex or significant other as "hometeam" when conversing with them, with a nonchalant attitude and sometimes as though there was never any intimacy between the two.
Def. 2: Someone you know from around the way with whom your familiar with and who won't be disrespected when called the name.
Def. 1: referring to an ex or significant other as "hometeam" when conversing with them, with a nonchalant attitude and sometimes as though there was never any intimacy between the two.
Def. 2: Someone you know from around the way with whom your familiar with and who won't be disrespected when called the name.
Hometeam
A group of people (usually less than 5) that tends to win all games, events, or arguments. "root root root for the hometeam". The hometeam also, usually, enjoys each others company and prefers to hang out with other members of the hometeam. Hometeams are typically mixed gender. Hometeams are rare and usually the only name for the group. No other group names can be used in addition to hometeam (ex: wolfpack, dream team, the crew, etc.).
uhmm hometeam.
homotel
1. The answer to "what do you get if you combine a hotel and a motel?"
2. a gay haven where homosexuals have mega-orgies
2. a gay haven where homosexuals have mega-orgies
homotel by ChadWicKeD! January 10, 2003
homtel
Staying at a hotel in your home town for no reason, simply to enjoy the amenities, such as the comfortable pillows, hot tub, pool, and continental breakfast.
homtel by chickenwithnofeet January 22, 2017
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