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Homoselectual 

A picky homosexual who chooses his or her sexual partners very carefully.
"Damn homoselectual," John stammered, "What could he see in Ricky that he doesn't see in me? I keep my nuts and ass clean, I suck a mean d__k and I don't have AIDS..."
Homoselectual by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010
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Homolectual

Arturo is a Homolectual except for the smart part.
Homolectual by Sealfiftysix March 15, 2010

homolectual

someone having their own head up their ass
You homolectuals could fuck up a free lunch.
homolectual by Anonymous October 28, 2003

homosectual 

The way faggots spell "homosexual"
<Ikarasu> BOOHOO J00 R TEH HOMOSECTUAL T_T;
homosectual by =| |= kekeke September 3, 2003

Homolectual

1. A person who believes anything they say is the ultimate authority due to their statement made in a whiny, nasally, sardonic tone and or with a disgusted, condescending look without any real basis or statistics supporting their claim.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
Example 1:
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****

Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!

Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.

Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
Homolectual by shaddup1000 August 5, 2013

Homospectuality 

Homospectuality (noun)
ho·mo·spec·tu·al·i·ty /ˌhōmō-spek-chə-ˈwa-lə-tē/
Definition: Homospectuality
A sexuality framework recognizing that same-sex attraction exists on a dynamic spectrum, rather than as a fixed identity. A homospectual person may experience varying degrees of same-sex desire—romantic, sexual, aesthetic, or emotional—without necessarily identifying as homosexual or bisexual.

It affirms the fluid and evolving nature of attraction and allows for self-understanding without rigid labeling.
Are they gay or are they straight?

No believe in Homospectuality not a strict sexual identity so they have the potential to find love in anyone, because They don’t let society labels and norms control their experience of life.
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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