Half man, half homo, much like a minotaur being part man part beast. A close cousin to Metrosexual. A man that knows more about womens shoes, hair salons and the mall than many women. Probably not gay, but very close.
That homotaur is going to see some Hugh Grant movie, while we watch the the Pat's kick ass in the Super Bowl!
by Mr. Creosote January 28, 2005
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Somebody that is so fucking gay and retarded that there is only one word for that and it is homotard.
Somebody that is so fucking gay and retarded that there is only one word for that and it is homotard.
by Beckie B. November 2, 2008
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by BradLucas January 10, 2008
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by christboy711folive August 10, 2006
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Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.
Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.
Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.
Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.
Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.
Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.
Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.
Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.
'Civilians' of Piemessess: "BEWARE! The homosaurus rex lurks yonder!"
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."
by Civilian of October 18, 2006
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by Dan M. April 15, 2003
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