homosaur

A gay old man, a stereotypical gay behavior

Mike: Who was that old dude shopping at Banana Republic?
Robert: Just some homosaur

homosaur by BradLucas January 10, 2008

homotaur

Half man, half homo, much like a minotaur being part man part beast. A close cousin to Metrosexual. A man that knows more about womens shoes, hair salons and the mall than many women. Probably not gay, but very close.

That homotaur is going to see some Hugh Grant movie, while we watch the the Pat's kick ass in the Super Bowl!

homotaur by Mr. Creosote January 28, 2005

Hobosaur 

A dinosaur that is a hobo. Inspired by Scribblenauts "Robosaur".

OOOH MAI GAWSH HOBOSAUR PWNS ANGIE
IKR EUGIE <33

Hobosaur by scarlettechuu February 20, 2010

homosaurus 

nerdy teenagers who think that this is an actual word and have to look it up to either disprove it's actual existance or to find the definition

You are a homosaurus, sarah.

homosaurus by christboy711folive August 10, 2006

homosaurus rex

This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived.

Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.

Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.

Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.

Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.

'Civilians' of Piemessess: "BEWARE! The homosaurus rex lurks yonder!"
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."

homosaurus rex by Civilian of October 18, 2006

Homosaurus 

(HOM-A-SOR-US)

Any of the Dinosaur species that would seek "partners" of the same gender.It is believed that these gender bending "Lizards"
became infected with otherwise fatal germs or viri that were spread at the time of conjunction,while not instantanious,it would still eventually lead to the extinction of all dinosaurs.

Homosaurus was a carnivorous species of land living dinosaurs.

Homosaurus by Hot Carlz March 5, 2007

homosauce 

Two homosexual males in sauce form.

Dayum, look at those homosauce guys, they is not cool.

homosauce by pop, aka pissed off person December 17, 2008