Keat

\ kē- at \
abnormally short, asian, and cute.

wow! that asian girl is very short, asian, and cute. she’s so keat!

by Isaac's definitions May 22, 2020

Keat

KEAT is a man that's lived a hard life & is still a mad cunt! His full of wisdom even though he knocks back beers daily. He is a cherished friend and father. A man that has nine lives, his almost died many times but still manages to pull through & make life his bitch!

You drink Tooheys New, your such a KEAT.

by Halllleeee August 9, 2017

keat

verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.

Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!

by Ian Peebles October 6, 2006

keat

adjective; the superlative form of describing the utmost homosexuality.

Kenneth: You are gay!
Vincent: You're gayer!
Jacob: You are KEAT.

by Acobjei Eelei October 9, 2006

keat

In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.

JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!

by Ian Peebles October 6, 2006

keat

a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before

my name is keat and i am a virgin

by mark January 13, 2005

Keat

contemporary word for gay, fag, homosexual etc.; to be used in both the literal and figurative sense

Corey: Did you hear about that kid who joined choir.
Alec: Ya, what a fucking Keat

by David Anthony Berg the third January 19, 2009