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Homicidal Irony
Homicidal Irony is when someone threatens someone else's life with such an outlandish threat, that it deminishes the threat into something laughable.
Person A: I'm going to rip your spinal cord out and use it like a belt
Person B: haha that was some nice homicidal irony.
Person A: I'm not fucking kidding. Like I'm actually going to rip your head off and feed it to my dog.
Person B: Good one man
Person B: haha that was some nice homicidal irony.
Person A: I'm not fucking kidding. Like I'm actually going to rip your head off and feed it to my dog.
Person B: Good one man
Homicidal Irony by lunk_ March 10, 2020
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Homiecide
(v.) A word used to describe the action of killing a friend or teammate in any video game, regardless of whether it is accidental or intentional.
see also: team killer
see also: team killer
homicidal liu
He is the brother of the very famous creepypasta Jeff the killer. He has a split personality called Sully.
homicidal liu by Ugly piece of horror trash March 24, 2020
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
A 7 issue comic book series created by Jhonen Vasquez, following the life of a mentally unstable and tormented man, named Johnny.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.
The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.
The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.
" Hey, did you read the last issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"
" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny
" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by EvilCreampuff December 13, 2005
Homiestasis
Homiestasis by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010
homieostasis
When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.
"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"
homieostasis by yungquezo December 24, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.