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Homieostasis 

A relatively stable state of platonic relationship between two individuals wherein one member of the relationship ejaculates in the other's anus and the other, in return, ejaculates in the first's anus.
Bill and Joshua have reached homieostasis, according to Mary, who said she spotted them ejaculating in each other's anuses.

My best friend and I have just reached homieostasis last night, I am excited to share this with my girlfriend!
Homieostasis by Homie Master April 20, 2022

homiebrostasis

The balance achieved when two males form lasting platonic bonds.
Dan and Gary were the best of friends until Becky showed up and disrupted their homiebrostasis.
homiebrostasis by Hector Gazeebo January 6, 2015

Homiestasis 

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.
Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis
Homiestasis by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010

Homeostasis 

In biology, the ability of a system or living organism to adjust its internal environment to maintain a stable equilibrium, for example the ability of warm-blooded animals to maintain a constant temperature. It can also refer to a dynamic equilibrium or balance.
My temperature is 98.6. I am at homeostasis.
Homeostasis by Joshof7gyms June 22, 2011

Homostasis 

Person 1: Are you maintaing homostasis?
Person 2: yes and we are all very happy
Homostasis by kurrie27puppy February 5, 2010

Homiestasis 

When you gotta stay neutral in a fight between homies
Kenny and Mark were fighting over the last piece of pie and I said they should split it (even tho Mark's really da main homie) cuz I had to maintain homiestasis ya know...
Homiestasis by ballerinawithswagga November 22, 2015