homeio

A true friend.

"He is my homeio!"

by TT4L November 24, 2016

Homeowners Association

An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.

A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...

-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages

-No one uses their yard to grow their own food

-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state

-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home

-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property

-No yard ornaments

-No rain barrels

and so on.

The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)

To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."

by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 11, 2011

Homework

A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.

"I had algebra homework to do, but instead I decided to lay on a bed of nails, much less painful"

by Dozer Zigashi February 28, 2010

Homework

The shit that kills paper, trees. Whatever you prefer. You end up not needing that piece of shit later.

Guy1:Hey man, got any binder paper I can use?
Guy2: Sorry, used it all doing math homework last night.

by OhCanada2point0h August 30, 2009

Homework

A sinister instrument of torture given by teacher. It was created purely for teachers' entertainment.

Teacher: The homework is to read twenty chapters and do a book report. It's due tomorrow.

by Paul the Liar October 1, 2009

homework

Stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day after school and fuck up your grade.

Fuck homework

by AdomC May 10, 2015

Professional Homeowner

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

by rainbowking January 30, 2023