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homesmut 

Homestuck porn from the webcomic "Homestuck".
John:Dude is that Homesmut?
Dave:Yeah. Wanna see?
John:Dave...I'm not a homosexual...
homesmut by Gamzet September 29, 2013
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Homasexual 

A fan/supporter of PGA Tour golfer Max Homa.
“Max Homa about to tee off on the first at Pebble Beach and to the right of the tee box we see his loyal homasexuals”
Homasexual by Danny Coetzee February 22, 2021
The term used to describe a prostitute's faked orgasm when in the middle of intercourse with a client.
Guy #1: I was all up in that ho with my jimmy last night...she was screaming my name, yo!
Guy #2: Man, you trippin'. That was a pure hogasm, dawg.
Guy #1: Fo' real?
Guy #2: Fo' real.
Guy #1: Damn.
hogasm by jasonisjericho June 26, 2006

homasexual 

An extremely extremely gay person. They do gay things and they exceed regular gayness. It usually pertains to an actually nongay person that jus does some "gay" things alot.
Man, Scott is such a homasexual he keeps touchin that kid over there.
homasexual by Chizzle June 11, 2006
Sometimes spelled "HoMaM", it's the acronym for "Heroes of Might and Magic", a long-lived series of turn-based strategy video game.
The game is set in a medieval-fantasy setting, and allows the player to acquire and manage resourses, build and upgrade structures, recruit units (mainly mythical creatures), cast spells, explore the world, and lead a "Hero" to battle against other players (either AI or human).
First released in 1995, the game had a number of sequels, spinoffs and expansions, both official and fan-created, the last being HOMAM6, released in 2011. The game changed through the years, however always remaining turn-based.
One of the main features is the possibility to choose a leading character (called "Hero") from two types of heroes: either "battle oriented" or "magic oriented", hence the name of the game.
"Remember those LAN paties at your place back in the days? We used to spend whole nights playing homam3!"
homam by Apophis89 September 6, 2013

homosmesual 

The name for a person who everyone thinks is gay but isn't actually gay.
Opposite of being in the closet.
"Isn't that guy Jimmy gay?"
"No he's homosmesual you know, we think he is but he's not really"
homosmesual by JTedders October 15, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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