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homestein 

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.
OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.
homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.
You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!
HOMATER by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019

Homestead high school 

A high school in south east Wisconsin, that is known for athletics and academics. but it is also know for having one of the highest student to AirPods ratio in the world.
Dang that homestead high school kid just cut me off in his brand new jeep, he must not have herd me honk with his AirPods In
Homestead high school by Mr Bowers February 14, 2019

Homasexual 

A fan/supporter of PGA Tour golfer Max Homa.
“Max Homa about to tee off on the first at Pebble Beach and to the right of the tee box we see his loyal homasexuals”
Homasexual by Danny Coetzee February 22, 2021

Homestead 

To do activities that may be considered old fashioned or unnecessary in modern times but connect one with hard work and pride in supplying one's own needs. Examples may include sewing, knitting, chicken farming, gardening for personal food supply, generating your own electricity, etc.
I'm really enjoying homesteading in the urban environment. Who knew that chicken farming would bring me so much closer to nature?!
Homestead by Rubblegarden November 4, 2015

Homosteading

The act of local municipalities conferring to homosexuals either property tax abatements or granting properties in distressed areas with the knowledge that within a few years those areas will go from filth and blight to fierce and bright.
Since Detroit passed the Homosteading Act of 2014, the downtown area has experienced a gentrification not seen since the early days of the automobile boom.
Homosteading by AG Smoove March 21, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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