When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy
time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian
salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he
indeed is.
Dudes: “
PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian
salad”
Dudes: “Ahh
fair man”