Homancing

Homancing: (verb) the act of romancing a known promiscuous individual into sexual relations under the guise of a traditional romantic relationship.

Guy 1: Are you really dating her? She's such a slut!
Guy 2: Nah. I'm just homancing her for a bit.

I'm not really interested in dating her so much as I am in homancing her for a while.

Mom: Use'em for sex girls. Use'em for sex. Homance'em and leave.

by Jajen2003 September 21, 2010

homancing

the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife.

joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE

by mcbillions June 23, 2009

Hobaning

The act of running Upstart Goblins and Reckless Greeds in everything.

He's Hobaning his Water deck because it's a combo deck, and he wants to draw his combo cards.

by Collin79 February 7, 2014

Romancing the Bone

A euphemism for masturbation.

I'm so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.

by Asher Hunter September 21, 2007

romancing

Laying down a blanket in a backyard and GETTING IT ON

Baby, we are in for some heavy romancing tonight.

by Delaney's man June 3, 2016

Humaning

To act in a way that can only be described as human.

My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2014

Holmaning

When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.

Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.

by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013