romancing
romancing by Delaney's man June 3, 2016
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romancing by hjbdwhjbhwebhgwfbh July 16, 2021
Romancing the Bone
A euphemism for masturbation.
Romancing the Bone by Asher Hunter September 21, 2007
Word of the Day on May 18, 2018
Romancing the turkey
To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling
Romancing the turkey by Treg123 November 25, 2009
Romancing the bone
Romancing the bone by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005
Romancing the Brown Stone
Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...
30 minutes later... Plop.
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...
30 minutes later... Plop.
Romancing the Brown Stone by SanG121 June 4, 2023
Romancing the Stone
Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?
Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.
Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.
Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
Romancing the Stone by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
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