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When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.
Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.
Holmaning by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013
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The act of running Upstart Goblins and Reckless Greeds in everything.
He's Hobaning his Water deck because it's a combo deck, and he wants to draw his combo cards.
Hobaning by Collin79 February 7, 2014
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Holmesing 

To purposely pursue females for the sole reason that they are with one of your friends breaking your friends heart therefore enhancing the sexual pleasure.
'ah i Holmesed that biatch till my mate cried'

'i Holmesed all over her last night'

'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'
Holmesing by Holmo erectus April 7, 2008

Horganing 

Verb. The art of raising ones arms in the air with clenched fists, in order to celebrate an extremely joyous occurrence. Often done with no regard to others feelings or physical well being.
After Ortiz smashed a grand slam in the American League Championship Series, the bullpen cop could be seen HORGANING at the expense of the Tigers outfielder.
Horganing by NRev October 23, 2013
1. A word used to express greeting in a very abrupt or excited tone.

2. Combination of hello and hollering…or "Hola" and hollering.
I was just hollaing back at her.
hollaing by Ms. Nancy B. October 5, 2006

Humaning 

To act in a way that can only be described as human.
My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.
Humaning by Tori222@comcast.net June 16, 2014

Holtoning 

A form of trash talking where a fan of one team will use one word (usually the team name) to taunt a fan of another team.
Holtoning can be done verbally or over a written medium. It may be done preemptively before a game or after a win.

Ex. Donovan is a Cubs fan. Steve is a Braves fan. The Braves beat the Cubs today. Steve sends a text to Donovan that says "Braves"
Holtoning by strwebb September 13, 2013
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