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No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.
A total babe. A sweet nice person. Extremely beautiful inside and out.
She must be a Hollynn.

Hollandaise donut 

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.
A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

pollyanna 

Noun- an excessively or blindly optimistic person or Verb-unreasonably or illogically optimistic
I was going to jail but my girlfriend was being a pollyanna saying it would be a learning experience.
pollyanna by Outkast82 April 30, 2007

Pollyanna 

An internal optimist in the face of adversity (reality).

From the title character of the 1960 Disney movie starring a young Hayley Mills.
I lost my job, my girlfriend and someone stole my car. What the fuck do you mean I should cheer up, Pollyanna?
Pollyanna by Tarbash May 23, 2006

Pollyannaish 

(adjective)
Belittling and often insulting term for being absurdly optimistic and good-hearted, believing in a good world where everything works out for the best all tht time. Often in combination with being God-fearing and perceiving oneself standing on a higher moral ground than others.
See also: Daddy's Little Girl, Goody Two-Shoes

The word "Pollyannaish" is derived from "Pollyanna," the heroine of Eleanor H. Porter's famous novel "Pollyanna" (1913), whose outlook on life was one of absolute optimism and whose problems were always straightened out in the end.

(Disclaimer: Not very modern, but still an urban term.)
"Although I've been raped and mishandled by a demon, I'm determined to remain optimistic, no matter what" is a perfect summation of being pollyannish.
Pollyannaish by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004