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Bonus Hole Puncher 

Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.

Henceforth the penis shall be called,

The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!

Holepunch 

When a male (or female) attacks the vaginal area, usually with a fist (hence, punch).
"I gave that bitch a right holepunch for sleeping with my best friend."
Holepunch by Lenny08 February 28, 2009

Bonus Hole Puncher 

A woman who is fed up with neospeak and punches whoever refers to her womanly bits as a "bonus hole."
Nutjob: Vagina isn't inclusive enough, it doesn't hurt you to use "bonus hole."
Me: I'm walking away before I become a bonus hole puncher.

hole puncher 

Derogatory word meaning "male heterosexual." Made popular by the character Jack on the American television series "Will & Grace" during the 2005-2006 season.
A pox upon you, you hole puncher! I am sick of being a second class citizen when I am a MUCH better citizen than you are!
hole puncher by Hephaestion May 17, 2006

three hole puncher 

When a girl/boy gets penetrated in three places at one time, whether by a penis or another foreign object.
Louis was recived a three hole puncher when three by three guys when they put their penises inside him. One in his mouth, one in his anus, and one in his ear. This happens to him alot.
three hole puncher by WiTBsh? November 20, 2007

cordless hole puncher 

any type of pew pew
"there are two types of people in this world: those who carry cordless hole punchers, and those who don't."