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Hole Punch 

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
Hole Punch by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

3-hole-punch 

When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.
but mouth vag 3-hole-punch
3-hole-punch by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009

hole-punch the vcard

lose one's virginity.
dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
hole-punch the vcard by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008

three hole punch 

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.
When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
three hole punch by ImNG May 15, 2005

The hole punch 

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.
Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
The hole punch by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

3 hole punch 

to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter
Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"
3 hole punch by Hangin chad September 26, 2007