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Dude, Shawn’s working at Farrell’s and has some major hoinage.
hoinage by fredo4 April 16, 2019
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Aggressively flogging a car, but in a manner that stops just short of reckless.
Taking that turn sideways at 60 miles per hour? That's some serious hoonage.
hoonage by dearyou July 1, 2007
When you not only own someone, you also make them your bitch, or "hoe" them, technically, this is not ownage, it can only be classified as Hownage.
That sure was some nasty hownage when I overboarded that chick.
Hownage by Brian October 13, 2004
"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"
hoinger by Mike Smith February 28, 2004
The act of sounding your horn to drivers who carry out an action that annoys you.
That bastard cut me up! I had to give him some hornage!
hornage by mids99 July 14, 2009

maximum hornage 

Those dirty, fucking hackers in the Irish bar achieved maximum hornage, which made us leave.
Dude, have you seen that new girl Michelle? Major Hornage
hornage by lvly_eyes November 11, 2010
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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