Hownage Share definition Flag When you not only own someone, you also make them your bitch, or "hoe" them, technically, this is not ownage, it can only be classified as Hownage. That sure was some nasty hownage when I overboarded that chick. Hownage by Brian October 13, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Hownage mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch