hefest 

Professional trackmania player, 45 counts of tax evasion, 3 counts of homicide, breaking and entering, 5 counts of arson, 6 counts of assaulting a police officer, 129 speeding tickets, 42 counts of evading police in a police chase

Hey do you know hefest?

-yes

hefest by big_farter August 28, 2022

hefest 

A man that usually gets a good run so wirtual has to make a video about it just so he can say the iconic line.

But then, Hefest got this run.

hefest by Pekar November 8, 2021

Hoefest 

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

hefstepper 

An obese person who is part of a dance crew. Any context including: ballet, square dancing, figure skating, ribbon dancing, thrashing, mashing, break dancing. Excludes: twerking.

The dance competition was tough. The opposing team had a real hefstepper.

hefstepper by meethmaster February 26, 2014

hoefest 

the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.

"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"

hoefest by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009

herestomy 

A vasectomy performed on an unwilling subject.

Mike gave Kevin a herestomy with a plastic fork!

herestomy by Anonymously Synonymous July 22, 2010

hefster

a hipster just a little too fat for such tight clothing

that hefster's vag is popping out of her nylon stalkings.

hefster by unicornerd August 16, 2010