hoefessional
A female who reaps monetary rewards by giving blowjobs, being a groupie or having sex with wealthy males.
hoefessional by Ebony Cobb September 12, 2004
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HOfessional
A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008
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HOfessional
A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
HOfessional by MoSil December 24, 2008
video hofessional
1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
video hofessional by Rae Rae March 22, 2005
homofessional
I'm a homofessional at this
homofessional by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016
MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS
People who are scared of LIFE.
"Look I can't even mind my own business and retain money, respect and composure when for example SECURITY PLAYS RACKETEERING GAMES, RACKETIERING GAMES and others are on the receiving end of a lot of money. THE SUSSKIND PRINCIPLE
Their thinking, "your LOWEST on TOTEM POLE", " as you have no right to be as AWARE AND INTELLIGENT you emanate", so we'll ("simulate mental illness")
Right STACKS , as too bad as do you host a HEAVY SET BLACK GUY from 2500 S EL CAMINO at the SPA to find your SECRETIVE glory HOLES as to to again play the VEGAS PARADISE TRESPASS GAMES at ADULT PLACES ALLAH.
FROM redWood city CALIFORNIA to redMond WASHINGTON you NON-BINARY SMITH QUEEN....YOU DRINK WHINE.
"Look I can't even mind my own business and retain money, respect and composure when for example SECURITY PLAYS RACKETEERING GAMES, RACKETIERING GAMES and others are on the receiving end of a lot of money. THE SUSSKIND PRINCIPLE
Their thinking, "your LOWEST on TOTEM POLE", " as you have no right to be as AWARE AND INTELLIGENT you emanate", so we'll ("simulate mental illness")
Right STACKS , as too bad as do you host a HEAVY SET BLACK GUY from 2500 S EL CAMINO at the SPA to find your SECRETIVE glory HOLES as to to again play the VEGAS PARADISE TRESPASS GAMES at ADULT PLACES ALLAH.
FROM redWood city CALIFORNIA to redMond WASHINGTON you NON-BINARY SMITH QUEEN....YOU DRINK WHINE.
Look some of us are not interested in your COVER-UPS and lack of understanding of an EXTREMELY INTRICATE MAJOR OCCURENCE SITUATIONS INSIDE OTHER SITUATIONS that amassed it's CULMINATIONS in LAS VEGAS ....PARADISE NEVADA where believe it or not you MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS that need INFINITE REASSURANCE as the POLICE suggesting it to me , don't know their ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND and the reason some people are not even aware MANDALAY BAY the worst CLUSTER MURDER IN US HISTORY have no clue as my length ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE the length of time in LAS VEGAS PARADISE and HENDERSON cannot duplicate or even come close to my time there of all my EXPERIENCES and objectively reported in the MEDIA from DECEMBER 10, 2009 TO AUGUST 18, 2021 so please return your suppositions to others who want these MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS as even a PSYCHIATRIST that talked to me , did two know(no) shows as they never came back, so kindly (ALL OF YOU IMPLICATORS)...GET REAL!!!!
As MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS just aggravate because they are not giving back what I had taken from me as MONEY, MATERIALS and attempted composure for time to myself ..and they can keep their BRAIN PARALYSIS SHOTS AND DANGEROUS PHARMACEUTICALS to themselves as give it to the ones who are needy. but no thanks I think pretty clearly as I know what I am doing but to be honest with you "TRUTH AND WAVERING TRUST" are major issues with every single human being quite perfectly normalcy.
As MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS just aggravate because they are not giving back what I had taken from me as MONEY, MATERIALS and attempted composure for time to myself ..and they can keep their BRAIN PARALYSIS SHOTS AND DANGEROUS PHARMACEUTICALS to themselves as give it to the ones who are needy. but no thanks I think pretty clearly as I know what I am doing but to be honest with you "TRUTH AND WAVERING TRUST" are major issues with every single human being quite perfectly normalcy.
MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 23, 2022
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