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A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019
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hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014
the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.
"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"
hoefest by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009
outfits for hoes
damn hoe you rockin thaose daisys and the tube thats the illest hoefit i ever did see
hoefit by shauna September 4, 2003
1. a fishy person, who hoes around
2. all arabs of dearborn
wow. dalya darwish is such a hoefish!
hoefish by suckmehard October 18, 2008

hoefest 92 

a term relating to the color or length of fake nails that look skanky.
"wow, how can she even pick up anything with those nails?"
"yea those are hoefest 92 for sure!"
hoefest 92 by yyyyyyyy May 20, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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