hoedeo 

female version of brodeo
promanently female gathering

"god i thort i was gonna turn lezi any seconde on saturday nite"
"yerr wot a hoedeo"

hoedeo by sofi=] January 22, 2008

Carolina Hoedown 

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

Carolina Hoedown by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009

Honkey Hoedown 

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

Hodeous 

Hideous, but in a skanky way.

used to describe anything, but especially good at describing ugly clothes that make you look like a ho.

That shirt is hodeous!

Hodeous by kcry July 3, 2009

Hoedozer 

Very similar to a brodozer except all of the stickers are now pink. If they are really classy it also has parts of the truck painted pink as well. If questioning whether or not truck belongs to bro or hoe look for excessive pink, worse than usual parking jobs, car seats/baby on board signs, extra tasteless chrome add-ons, and stepladder running boards(not enough of an indicator by themselves as short man syndrome also requires step ladder running boards).

Hoedozers can often be found in the parking lots of trendy bars, 24 hour fitness gyms with beginner yoga classes, day cares, and overpriced mall boutiques. Especially common in oil field towns and rodeos.

Use caution while approaching occupants of said vehicles. They have been know to not see you while driving, talk excessively about how much they love their sugar daddy, and bore you with stories about how "my kids are my world" despite spending 4 nights a week at the bar.

That hoedozer is so tall I don't know how she gets the kids in their car seats.

Hoedozer by Wyoming is awesome chick 1990 July 2, 2015

Hoedom 

The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.

"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."

Hoedom by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017