hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007

Homenometer

(n.) An upgraded version of the gaydar. Consider it to be the Gaydar V2.0

"Dude, does he seem a bit gay to you?"

"Hell yeah. My homenometer readings are going off the chart!"

by ROFLMYWAFLZ December 2, 2009

Hornometer

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak

Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.

by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

homometer

measure of gayness in a situation or person

He walked in and the homometer jumped

by Brian blake November 18, 2003

hodometer

a surveyor's tool used to measure distance.

Robert Hoddle used his hodometer to layout the grid of Melbourne, Australia.

by Jim Browne February 12, 2005