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Hoedozer 

Very similar to a brodozer except all of the stickers are now pink. If they are really classy it also has parts of the truck painted pink as well. If questioning whether or not truck belongs to bro or hoe look for excessive pink, worse than usual parking jobs, car seats/baby on board signs, extra tasteless chrome add-ons, and stepladder running boards(not enough of an indicator by themselves as short man syndrome also requires step ladder running boards).

Hoedozers can often be found in the parking lots of trendy bars, 24 hour fitness gyms with beginner yoga classes, day cares, and overpriced mall boutiques. Especially common in oil field towns and rodeos.

Use caution while approaching occupants of said vehicles. They have been know to not see you while driving, talk excessively about how much they love their sugar daddy, and bore you with stories about how "my kids are my world" despite spending 4 nights a week at the bar.
That hoedozer is so tall I don't know how she gets the kids in their car seats.
Words you can keep

holdozer 

One who enjoys bull dozing in all senses of the verb, and whose surname must begin with HOL.

Can occassionally be used as a verb
ex: "Wow dude you really holdozed that guy!"
Wow he's such a Holdozer
holdozer by Beejtyme January 16, 2009
Related Words
When a friend gets off with a guy you are talking to/dating/crushing on, behind your back.
Person 1: “my best mate just snogged my prom date behind my back”

Person 2: “damn you got hoedover badly”
Hoedover by Annie_cos December 1, 2017
1. A line of hole saws produced by the Milwaukee tool company.

2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.

3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”

Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
“I thought it was a date, but he showed up with holedozer energy.”

“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
Holedozer by Denverflyguy January 4, 2026
1. A line of hole saws produced by the Milwaukee tool company.

2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.

3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”

Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
“I thought it was a date, but he showed up with holedozer energy.”

“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
Holedozer by Denverflyguy January 4, 2026
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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