Top definition
n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.
definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.
by mitra and kristin July 16, 2008
Get the merch
Get the Hoetch neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 21 Word of the Day
I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
Get the mug
Get a jabbed mug for your cat Jovana.