Hoetch

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n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.

definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.

Hoetch by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008

Words you can keep

Aaron Hotchner

dilf

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.

Aaron Hotchner by milknh January 23, 2021

Related Words

Hoetch • Hotch • hootch • hoitch • Hootchepa • hootchie • hootchy • Hetchu • hootchie cootchie • Hotchalanche

Hotchner's Disease

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.

Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?

Hotchner's Disease by Team Reid February 20, 2011

Hotch Rocket

A phrased used by the fictional character Penelope Garcia in the hit CBS show Criminal Minds.

What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.

'Did you hear?'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'

Hotch Rocket by thecriminalprofiler November 7, 2011

Aaron Hotchner

hot. hot asf.

girl 1: omg did you see that hot brunette, dad, unit chief, FBI agent?
girl 2: his name must be Aaron Hotchner!

Aaron Hotchner by jordyn stilinski March 25, 2021

Tyler Hoechlin

~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)

"i just met this absolute perfect guy!"

"that's tyler hoechlin!"

Tyler Hoechlin by iamjustarandomperson December 29, 2018

Hotchalanche

A term used to describe the wrath of Behavioral Analysis Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner (known as 'Hotch'), of Criminal Minds fame. Usually cool, calm, and collected, Hotchner has, on occasion, lost the plot with an unsub during a case. The result is terrifying.

OMG, did you see the Hotchalanche in last night's episode?

(general exclamation when it dramatic Hotch-related event occurs) HOTCHALANCHE!

Hotchalanche by gilesy_09 August 22, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

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Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

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