hockupied 

The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.

Hey Tom and Jenny, are you able to come to our party or are you hockupied?

hockupied by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023

cockupied 

When a woman is occupied by another man.

Can mean sexually or simply speaking with.

If you wish to speak to a woman, and she is currently speaking with another man, she is said to be cockupied.

NOTE: The other definition listed here should be classified as "Precockupied"

Damn, Slim! All the broads at this party are cockupied! How am I supposed to put my thang down here?!

I told you this shit was wack! Let's go to da club! Der be da freaks!

cockupied by Michael P September 18, 2008

Cockupied 

Describing a situation in which a girl is speaking with a man other than yourself. The girl is occupied by a cock, cockupied.

Hey George, why aren't you talking to Laura?

Ahh shucks Dick, she's cockupied by that asshole Donald!

Cockupied by The Supporter July 21, 2008

rockupied 

(Rock-you-pied)When someone is occupying in a rocking or awesome manner, i.e. microphone, dancefloor, guitar

Fred "Dan can i use your guitar, i tottally wont brake it"
Dan "Dude its kinda rockupied

rockupied by Alex Coulson November 4, 2007

Hochulied 

The art of being screwed over.

Denver / Chargers Football game. Poor officiating call. The Chargers were "Hochulied".

Hochulied by AirBorne Elite October 29, 2008

cockupied 

Occupied by being in the midst of any sex acts involving the penis.

I tried calling him to confirm our lunch plans but he was cockupied.

cockupied by outhouse April 13, 2009

Cockupied 

Cockupied- When one has a male part currently occupying their special part. Just thought you should know 😊

Allen: Hey Lisa, have u seen Jenny lately?
Lisa: Sorry, I'm pretty sure she's in bed and enjoying being cockupied

Cockupied by just-another-frother July 2, 2015