Mockupied 

To pretend to be busy to get out of something you dont want to do.

Friend: Hey wanna go grab some dinner with me?
Me: (Damn it i hate that girl, ill pretend im mockupied)
Me: Sorry, Im really busy

Mockupied by VirginScorpion September 5, 2012

cockupied 

When a woman is occupied by another man.

Can mean sexually or simply speaking with.

If you wish to speak to a woman, and she is currently speaking with another man, she is said to be cockupied.

NOTE: The other definition listed here should be classified as "Precockupied"

Damn, Slim! All the broads at this party are cockupied! How am I supposed to put my thang down here?!

I told you this shit was wack! Let's go to da club! Der be da freaks!

cockupied by Michael P September 18, 2008

Cockupied 

Describing a situation in which a girl is speaking with a man other than yourself. The girl is occupied by a cock, cockupied.

Hey George, why aren't you talking to Laura?

Ahh shucks Dick, she's cockupied by that asshole Donald!

Cockupied by The Supporter July 21, 2008

hockupied 

The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.

Hey Tom and Jenny, are you able to come to our party or are you hockupied?

hockupied by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023

rockupied 

(Rock-you-pied)When someone is occupying in a rocking or awesome manner, i.e. microphone, dancefloor, guitar

Fred "Dan can i use your guitar, i tottally wont brake it"
Dan "Dude its kinda rockupied

rockupied by Alex Coulson November 4, 2007

cockupied 

Occupied by being in the midst of any sex acts involving the penis.

I tried calling him to confirm our lunch plans but he was cockupied.

cockupied by outhouse April 13, 2009

Cockupied 

Cockupied- When one has a male part currently occupying their special part. Just thought you should know 😊

Allen: Hey Lisa, have u seen Jenny lately?
Lisa: Sorry, I'm pretty sure she's in bed and enjoying being cockupied

Cockupied by just-another-frother July 2, 2015