hobsy 

A legend of small stature who walks with giants. Remembered as a man who put a smile on the face of all whom he met.

There goes Hobsy… I must remember to thank him.

hobsy by hob5y November 23, 2021

hobsy 

A legend lacking in height who walks with giants.

A man of the people who enjoys attention and making a scene.

Will mostly be found indulging in premium air travel.

Remembered as a man who put a smile on the face of all whom he met.

There goes Hobsy… I must remember to thank him.

hobsy by hob5y November 24, 2021

hobbytunity 

Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.

Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”

hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023

Hoboyfriend 

A man that can't take care of himself so he shacks up with a woman and sponges off of her

Brad isn't into Bree he is just her hoboyfriend.

Hoboyfriend by Disco19 March 25, 2017

Hobbywinkle 

To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).

Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?

Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.

Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.

Hobbywinkle by eddwtf December 10, 2011

hobbyblatte 

Someone that tries to act like a gangster immigrant. They are often Swedish girls/boys at 10-16 years old.

Micke Svensson talking to David Oloffson: Ey bro, fuck aina man.
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?

hobbyblatte by BarnLekerOrtenISverige May 5, 2019

Hobby-Lobbying 

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

Hobby-Lobbying by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010