Hobby-Lobbying

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To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

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Hobby-Lobbying

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Kayleen."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

Hobby-Lobbying by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010

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Hobby-Lobbying • hobby • hobby lobby • hobby horse • Hobby Job • hobby blatte • Hobby Boy • Hobby Bully • hobby craft • Hobby Farms

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