Hoboyfriend

A man that can't take care of himself so he shacks up with a woman and sponges off of her

Brad isn't into Bree he is just her hoboyfriend.

by Disco19 March 25, 2017

homoboyfriendophobia

The fear that your boyfriend is or will turn out to be gay and your relationship will end with him dating your brother. see also homobrophobia.

Jane has homoboyfriendophobia because her boyfriend Dan always insists on painting her nails.

by Not Savannah Evans ;] December 16, 2008

homoyfriend

a straight girls gay boyfriend

hey have you met my homoyfriend? his boyfriend is so cute

by naplesforrest May 1, 2009

hypoboyfriendiasis

Refers to an excessive preoccupation or worry about their new boyfriend and his hobbies.

Commonly the type of person diagnosed is one who has been in many relationships in the past year and each time they forget about you until they're single again.

Abbey Draut used to like zombies, dance, and plants. However when she started dating Chuck Norris, she stopped doing all of that. Now all she does is watch football, go to football events, and wear jersey tees with jean shorts. She has a serious case of hypoboyfriendiasis.

by JesseCalhoun March 9, 2010

hoyfriend

A friend for the day/evening. aka. A hookup. Derived from the Spanish "Hoy" which means, "today."

Norma: "We had so much fun in Tijuana today... but what's your dealio? Are you not looking for anything long-term?"

Alejandro: "While I loved our pictures in front of the zebra-painted donkeys, I need to be honest with you... I'm just interested in being hoyfriends. You down?"

by cfarley February 23, 2008

homofriendual

Someone who only likes to be friends with people exactly like him/herself.

"Ugh, look at that clique of hipsters. They think they love diversity, but they are really all homofrienduals."

by VivatRegina May 20, 2009

hubboyfriend

The easy way to describe brandon and sara’s relationship

“hubby” + “boyfriend”

he’s my hubboyfriend

by bemcmill April 19, 2018