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the state of being a drunken debacle
That was so Hobson when you hit that girl with a Jager bottle!
hobson by Darin the Drunkard May 8, 2006
A unique handsome man , who will dominate your love life , sweet kind and gentle , great lovers and you can always fall back on when you need him the most hobsons rarely come around
Did you see hobson yesterday at the mall he’s unique
Hobson by Walker Ryan July 9, 2019
When a man receives a blowjob and a rim job at the same time.
"Dude do you remember that scene in "This Is The End" when Michael Cera was getting a hobson?"
Hobson by GobbleModeFr March 14, 2023

Hobson's choice 

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).
A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.
Hobson's choice by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

hobson's choice 

Having no choice at all
A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.

Hobson's salve 

Hobson's salve is a type of cream that goes on minor injuries to help them heal. Hobson's salve is found as 1st aid to Doran, the adventurer under King Lucan in the 'Secrets of Deltora' by Emily Rodda.
'You've got a bad scratch on your arm...best use Hobson's salve on that to help the healing process.'
Hobson's salve by Captain_Felix April 25, 2021
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