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In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
advertise by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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advertise shirts 

dumb shirts that come from holister, abercrombie, and aeropostale that people pay $200 and all they do is say the name of the company mostly bought by anorexic teens who where them to "fit in" with other preps even though they dont at all your just a follower
Justin: Hey lets go in Aeropostale!

Sean: All that place sells are advertise shirts.

Austin: Plus they all look gay

Justin: But i wanna be preppy.....
advertise shirts by GreenFloor December 15, 2010

Advertise Your Server 

Discord's largest advertising server, filled with smort cots and dum busses, as well as an android and plane here and there.
If you are staff at Advertise Your Server, you get a free slep pass

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS 

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.
ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that? 

Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS
AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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