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that man butthcugging was a real hobknocka

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Hobknocker

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

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That was some juicy hobknocker.

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a man who slaps another man with his penis while a delinquent partial turd grasps the anal causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

"gelo your such a hobknockingdingleberry".

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"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*

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A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

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A word used in an episode of iCarly that can be inferred to mean someone who has sex with pigs.

Person 1: What's a hogknocker?

Person 2: *whisper*

Person 3: Ohh, that's gross!

Person 4: And illegal!

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