hobknocka

rascit british man

that man butthcugging was a real hobknocka

by coolswagbabyfart January 24, 2024

Hobknocker

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

by blackalex December 25, 2009

Hobknockingdingleberry

a man who slaps another man with his penis while a delinquent partial turd grasps the anal causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

"gelo your such a hobknockingdingleberry".

by Dae and Gelo November 22, 2016

Hobknock

a dick slap

"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*

by iLikePenis11223344 November 1, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

Hogknocker

A word used in an episode of iCarly that can be inferred to mean someone who has sex with pigs.

Person 1: What's a hogknocker?

Person 2: *whisper*

Person 3: Ohh, that's gross!

Person 4: And illegal!

by AlmasiD May 31, 2009