Hobknock

a dick slap

"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*

Hobknock by iLikePenis11223344 November 1, 2009

hobknock

1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis

2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face

1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.

2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.

3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.

hobknock by ditzy =D April 5, 2009

Hobknocker 

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker 

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

Juicy Hobknocker by blackalex December 25, 2009

Hobknockingdingleberry 

a man who slaps another man with his penis while a delinquent partial turd grasps the anal causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

"gelo your such a hobknockingdingleberry".

Hobknockingdingleberry by Dae and Gelo November 22, 2016

Hobknocker 

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

Hobknocker by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

Hogknocker 

A word used in an episode of iCarly that can be inferred to mean someone who has sex with pigs.

Person 1: What's a hogknocker?

Person 2: *whisper*

Person 3: Ohh, that's gross!

Person 4: And illegal!

Hogknocker by AlmasiD May 31, 2009