Hobknock

a dick slap

"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*

by iLikePenis11223344 November 1, 2009

Hobknocker

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

by Heyyitsme October 24, 2019

Hobknocker

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

by TH1RTE3N June 7, 2013

hobknocking

someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls

example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.

by onna1 June 22, 2009

hobknocker

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

by scenesinner February 8, 2009

hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 5, 2017

hobknock

1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis

2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face

1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.

2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.

3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.

by ditzy =D April 5, 2009