hobknocking 

someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls

example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.

hobknocking by onna1 June 22, 2009

Hobknockingdingleberry 

a man who slaps another man with his penis while a delinquent partial turd grasps the anal causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

"gelo your such a hobknockingdingleberry".

Hobknockingdingleberry by Dae and Gelo November 22, 2016

hobknobbing 

Socialising with a large group of people, who generally are above your station.

My fiancee is over there, hobknobbing with the local dignitaries.

hobknobbing by McNugget09 July 31, 2009

hobknockin the smockling 

when you go down to a local conveniance store such as Wal-Mart and have sex with a hooker in the bathroom while wearing assless chaps. Usually a male does this and hobknocks the whore as well.

Dave: Dude want to go to the club
Nick: Nahh dude I'd rather be hobknockin the smockling.
Dave: ahh okay fine.

hobknockin the smockling by stripperangel55555555 April 26, 2011

Hobknobbing 

When an England national team looks set for victory and still manages to lose.

England look in a very comfortable position here, should be an easy win (an indefinite period of time in the future) Wow, yet again England have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - hobknobbing at its finest

Hobknobbing by RiceySpicey April 6, 2011

hobnocking wanker 

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

hobnocking wanker by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014