A
shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent
handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty
hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.
Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last
night on my way home from
work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”