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a handjob and blowjob at the same time.
that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)
hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009
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A job where you are lucky enough to be paid for something you would do for nothing
My dad is semi retired with a hobbyjob
Hobbyjob by Oobscoob December 30, 2018
Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.
Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!
Hobjob by The Only Congo June 19, 2013
When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.
Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!
hobjob by Jackie Crab August 19, 2009

Hobbgobbler 

Man: So how did your date with Maria go?
Friend: Great! It turns out she is a Hobbgobbler, she blew me behind a dumpster right after the movie!
Hobbgobbler by eradicatering July 30, 2013
A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.
Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”
Hobojob by Rekivile August 20, 2018