Hobojob

A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.

Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”

by Rekivile August 20, 2018

hoboloboactive

A homeless intellectual.

My philosophy teacher became hoboloboactive after being thrown out of his house for not paying the rent.

by mihais13 March 28, 2008

hobojible

Whole bunch of bull. Used when describing a group or type of people that are insincere and full of shit.

If you think showing off your money to attract women, you will only attract hobojibles

by Yenator September 17, 2019

hobjob

a handjob and blowjob at the same time.

that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)

by JL.Levy January 28, 2009

hobojoe

a term referring to the website hobojoe.net in which viewers submit their own homemade jackass videos or watch ones created by the site crew members

dude that could go on hobojoe!
or
man you should hobojoe that stunt!

by merizim July 5, 2004

HoboJoe

A stereotypical hobo that travels along the rails, usually in the 1930s. Usually has a harmonica (and a weird hatred for flutes)

Quinn : Who's that on the train?
Ryan : That's Hobojoe. He's trying to reach New York

by IsItVladmir June 17, 2019

Hobjob

Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.

Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!

by The Only Congo June 19, 2013