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A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.
Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”
Hobojob by Rekivile August 20, 2018
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hoboloboactive 

My philosophy teacher became hoboloboactive after being thrown out of his house for not paying the rent.
hoboloboactive by mihais13 March 28, 2008
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hobojible 

Whole bunch of bull. Used when describing a group or type of people that are insincere and full of shit.
If you think showing off your money to attract women, you will only attract hobojibles
hobojible by Yenator September 17, 2019
a handjob and blowjob at the same time.
that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)
hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009
a term referring to the website hobojoe.net in which viewers submit their own homemade jackass videos or watch ones created by the site crew members
dude that could go on hobojoe!
or
man you should hobojoe that stunt!
hobojoe by merizim July 5, 2004
A stereotypical hobo that travels along the rails, usually in the 1930s. Usually has a harmonica (and a weird hatred for flutes)
Quinn : Who's that on the train?
Ryan : That's Hobojoe. He's trying to reach New York
HoboJoe by IsItVladmir June 17, 2019
Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.
Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!
Hobjob by The Only Congo June 19, 2013
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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