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Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.
Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!
Hobjob by The Only Congo June 19, 2013
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When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.
Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!
hobjob by Jackie Crab August 19, 2009
A hobjob is when a male or female shoves a hobnob up another womans vagina,therefore experincing great pleasure!
Some even say 'it renacts child birth'
(make sure you don't put it back in your buscuit tin!)
Omg he just gave me the greatest hobjob ever!
hobjob by sally@34 March 23, 2008

Hoboblivious 

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.
Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?
Hoboblivious by PPink February 10, 2009

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin 

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.
Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

hoboblogger 

someone who hasn't blogged for a VERY long time, tempting others to remove him/her from their blogrolls.
"what the heck happened to amanda? she hasn't posted in months."

"she's become a hoboblogger."
hoboblogger by geekjive April 21, 2005
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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