Definitions by Rekivile
Jewling
The action of lighting up a Jew in a “work camp” bathroom after the warden turns his back and violently inhaling the resulting smoke. Also called “Jewinism Burst”. Jewling is describes as genocitically good!
The Dickler
A very tall hung male stripper who’s show consists of walking on stage in a Nazi SS uniform, hitler mustache and boots, signaling the hitler salute, marching around stage in military style to the german 3rd Reich anthem, and taking off his clothes until only the mustache remains. Generally, he attributes his enormous size to his German-Austrian roots. Due to his hate for all minorities, his show is always a solo act and is said to be genocitically good!!
At the Strippers:
Jody: what’s that guy on stage doing!!??
Kelly: oh good lord, he’s doing the dickler!
Jody: since it’s 2018, I am so offended!!!
Jody: what’s that guy on stage doing!!??
Kelly: oh good lord, he’s doing the dickler!
Jody: since it’s 2018, I am so offended!!!
The Dickler by Rekivile August 21, 2018
Hobojob
A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.
Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”
Hobosock
A sock you usually find in random public spaces (under bridges, park benches, or playgrounds) that was used as a condom by a bunch of homeless guys because they can’t afford real ones. The hobosock is usually available for free from goodwill.
Hey, what’s that under the park bench?
Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!
After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!
After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
Three musketeered
A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.
Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
Three musketeered by Rekivile July 30, 2018
Hannahbakerstyle
When you convince your hated ex girlfriend to make a sextape, and then send it to 13 of her closest friends and family to cause her social suicide.
Hey, what did yo undo to your ex? She hasn’t stopped crying in a week.
Dude I went full Hannahbakerstyle on her ass!
Dude I went full Hannahbakerstyle on her ass!
Hannahbakerstyle by Rekivile July 30, 2018