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a handjob and blowjob at the same time.
that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)
hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.
Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!
Hobjob by The Only Congo June 19, 2013
Related Words
When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.
Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!
hobjob by Jackie Crab August 19, 2009
A hobjob is when a male or female shoves a hobnob up another womans vagina,therefore experincing great pleasure!
Some even say 'it renacts child birth'
(make sure you don't put it back in your buscuit tin!)
Omg he just gave me the greatest hobjob ever!
hobjob by sally@34 March 23, 2008

Hoboblivious 

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.
Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?
Hoboblivious by PPink February 10, 2009

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin 

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.
Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

hoboblogger 

someone who hasn't blogged for a VERY long time, tempting others to remove him/her from their blogrolls.
"what the heck happened to amanda? she hasn't posted in months."

"she's become a hoboblogger."
hoboblogger by geekjive April 21, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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