hobjob

a handjob and blowjob at the same time.

that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)

by JL.Levy January 28, 2009

Hobjob

Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.

Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!

by The Only Congo June 19, 2013

hobjob

When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.

Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!

by Jackie Crab August 19, 2009

hobjob

A hobjob is when a male or female shoves a hobnob up another womans vagina,therefore experincing great pleasure!
Some even say 'it renacts child birth'
(make sure you don't put it back in your buscuit tin!)

Omg he just gave me the greatest hobjob ever!

by sally@34 March 23, 2008

Hoboblivious

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.

Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?

by PPink February 10, 2009

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.

Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

by GramLovesHam April 7, 2016

hoboblogger

someone who hasn't blogged for a VERY long time, tempting others to remove him/her from their blogrolls.

"what the heck happened to amanda? she hasn't posted in months."

"she's become a hoboblogger."

by geekjive April 21, 2005