hobjob

a handjob and blowjob at the same time.

that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)

by JL.Levy January 28, 2009

hobjob

When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.

Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!

by Jackie Crab August 20, 2009

hobjob

A hobjob is when a male or female shoves a hobnob up another womans vagina,therefore experincing great pleasure!
Some even say 'it renacts child birth'
(make sure you don't put it back in your buscuit tin!)

Omg he just gave me the greatest hobjob ever!

by sally@34 March 24, 2008

Hobjob

Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.

Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!

by The Only Congo June 19, 2013