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A form of joke laughter when chatting on an instant message program.
Bob: lol
Bill: hoaja
hoaja by leasfe February 11, 2004
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Abu Hajaar 

A member/player of your team who is almost bound to failing badly in most cases and cause more damage to their own team than to the enemy.

They are a liability and an unfavourable member of you're team.

Team Killer/Failure- can be used as an adjective Abu Hajaarer
Failing Hard/Team Killing- can be used as a verb Abu Hajaaring
(Origin of word began in the Youtube comment section of a video and was used as a gag by ISIS members to identify and describe noobs and team killers)
"Before this battle in ISIS HQ

Fighter " sir what's are plan of attack to push back the infidels?"

Commander "the plan is we will launch a frontal assault in armored vehicles over completely flat terrain in broad daylight toward a fortified hilltop position with no cover or means of retreat or resupply "

Fighter "that sound like a fucking stupid idea, and are armored vehicles are a APC and and a some trucks with some metals sheets bolted on!"

Commander "That's not my problem, oh and Abu Hajarr is going with you."

Fighter "we're fucked."

or
"When I play multiplayer games, 95% of my teammates are Abu Hajaar. "

(see video and comments for sources of examples)

add "/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I " to the youtube url for video
Abu Hajaar by Eristed May 23, 2016
Related Words
hoaja hajar haja hoejabi hogjaw Hojacked hajah hojabi hojass haajarah
A beautiful girl who is talented, hot, caring and lovable. She has many friends and can get along well with others. She is a very matured girl and always be with older people. likes to have a laugh and a lot of fun but can get serious if she puts her mind to it. She's popular among both boys and girls. She is a very secretive girl.

She's really romantic and understanding in relationship.
Girl : My best friend is really fun to be with! She's lovely and some guys are chasing after her.

Friend : She must be Hajar!
Hajar by Arabguysyed December 28, 2017

siti hajar 

She is the most beautiful and amazing woman you will ever see in your life. She's smart,attractive,kind and will makes your life complete if you get her
Bro 1:hey man,I met this girl

yesterday,she's

smart,attractive,kind and so

on,I think I'm in love with her.

Bro 2:well,it's seems that you have met

siti hajar,lucky you.
siti hajar by banksy 10 February 10, 2014

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja 

"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja. Ab To Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta. Ab To Ho Gayi Teri Mummy Meri *giggles*
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja by skelebro1 January 17, 2022
Hajar a pretty, loveable girl with thick brown hair. If you look in her brown almond shaped eyes, you will be flawless, but her cheeks are the best part of them all.

She is magically blessed with the ability to make you laugh, she'll give the exact amount of love you want and she'll do anything just to cheer you up all it needs is just a bit of that cute smile. she will give you the most perfect hugs you could ever ask for but her sweet kisses are nothing to forget, if she's kissed you before then your one of the luckiest of them all. She has that big ass where boys are addicted looking at it.

If you are lucky enough to form a bond with her, nothing will come in the way of it. She will love you and treat you like her one and only, no matter what. She has a good sense of humour and may show her love through playful teasing. Her sweet voice will make you feel calm and relaxed even on the most stressful of days. she's also a girl who you could definitely trust and who'd comfort you when your feeling alone. that's why if you own a Hajar dont be the one to lose her because she's someone rare who will be very hard to catch back.
Never lose a Hajar
Hajar by Mannika November 28, 2021
The exact opposite of Hokgod. A general slang word for dull and gullible people.
Bryan: Y me SO Hokjar?
Me: Well, I can definitely see y from your grammar
Hokjar by warloadam November 29, 2021
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B)
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A)
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