hmmmph

A terms of frustration and disbelief
invented by phil

hmmmph cats are so ugly

by S Stallone April 13, 2008

Hmmph

A sound one makes when frustrated or pouting.

"Hmmph", she said, when she realized she had a ton of homework to do.

by Gator November 24, 2003

Hmmph

A respond given to quietly respond.

Wow that was a crazy ride. In his silence, John responds "hmmph".

by LordMerlus May 16, 2018

Hümmmphh

What you say when "shit" simply just wont do

*Pencil drops*
"Hümmmphh"

by mhenretty24 November 1, 2012

hmmmhmhmmhmhmhm

just stiing in math class bored

hmmmhmhmmhmhmhm i wonder what to do

by hmmmhmhmmhmhmhm December 2, 2021

hmmphington

(noun) a place inside you, in which you think 'i can't be arsed'.

"My mind helplessly wondered into hmmphington, whilst my depression lingered."

by Emma Kingston December 30, 2007

hmmmpff

The sound one makes in response to a statement implying failure of responsibility, a puzzling realization, or as a response to practically any odd, awkward, shocking or irritating situation. Often used as a lazy response to nearly any line of questioning or factual statement. Proper tone can make "hmmmpff" a response to practically anything. Often both starts and finishes a conversation, or shows severe lack of interest in said conversation.

Alternate Spellings:
hmpf
hmph
hmmpff (Nearly infinite variations of this spelling involving more M's and/or F's.)
harumpff (spelling may vary)
hmpth

Boss: "That report is due Monday, are you sure you'll be able to finish it on time? Maybe you should come in Saturday afternoon."
Worker: "Hmmmpff." (tone of indifference)

"I thought that after tipping the homeless guy $20, the directions he gave us would have been in the RIGHT direction...hmmmpff." (tone of confusion)

Bert: "Kenny G is both a brilliant musician and a sex icon."
Mike: "Hmmmpff." (almost any tone, such as shock, disinterest, inquisitive, etc)

by (ping!)master February 2, 2006